Get ready, it's Roanoke Part 2! We've more white people doing even stupider shit than in part 1. Plus a guy named White doing stupid white people shit. If only these numbskulls had Captain Eli Blood to launch a which hunt to get them to focus on something - ANYTHING - then maybe they wouldn't need their governor to sail back to England so often for supplies. I'm mean seriously, how many winters does it take to like maybe ask the local for help. They've been living on the damn continent for about 10,000 years, they probably know all the good restaurants. 

Murder also spills the beans on what happens in his therapist's office, Crook gives some inside stories about what goes on at fine dining establishments, and Alex falls asleep. 

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