December 24th dinner is Chinese food. Is this really a modern concept, or does it come from the Torah? Mainly, though, this exciting episode samples the long-lost Talmudic laws of the fortune cookie that help ensure your fortune comes true. 

Do I read the fortune and then eat the cookie, or eat then read? What if the cookie's empty? Or broken? What if the fortune's torn? Listen here and you'll be better prepared to make your fortune cookie fortunes come true. More or less.