9: To Slaughter a Goat
// Leviticus 1-10
Laura and Kiernan celebrate the holidays with a special episode around a campfire, discussing the best biblical ways to slaughter livestock in the name of the Lord
In This Episode:
- Laura burns herself on a campfire
- Kiernan and Laura share their story of attending a christmas church service
- God tells Moses to tell the Israelites how to offer animals to God by Burning them
- Kiernan and Laura tell Laura’s mom about a violin party
- God details how to properly clean and dismember animals before burning them as an offering
- God details how to prepare Wheat offerings
- God details how to Burn goats as a sign of friendship
- God details how to slaughter bulls in order to purify the temple of sins
- God details how to slaughter a ram as reparation for accidental crimes
- God says to own up to your actions but also don’t be a snitch
- God details how to splatter Aaron with blood to make him a priest
- God details how make a pile of dead animals to repent for his sons
- Kiernan and Laura try to convince Laura’s brother to bring us cookout