9: To Slaughter a Goat
 // Leviticus 1-10

Laura and Kiernan celebrate the holidays with a special episode around a campfire, discussing the best biblical ways to slaughter livestock in the name of the Lord

In This Episode:

• Laura burns herself on a campfire
• Kiernan and Laura share their story of attending a christmas church service
• God tells Moses to tell the Israelites how to offer animals to God by Burning them
• Kiernan and Laura tell Laura’s mom about a violin party
• God details how to properly clean and dismember animals before burning them as an offering
• God details how to prepare Wheat offerings
• God details how to Burn goats as a sign of friendship
• God details how to slaughter bulls in order to purify the temple of sins
• God details how to slaughter a ram as reparation for accidental crimes
• God says to own up to your actions but also don’t be a snitch
• God details how to splatter Aaron with blood to make him a priest
• God details how make a pile of dead animals to repent for his sons
• Kiernan and Laura try to convince Laura’s brother to bring us cookout