As the homeland goes to war once again, we pick over the state of the union and find it ... totally great, no problems, all good. Cheap eggs, too.

Really though, your hosts Matt and Mike play a quick game of two truths and a lie, and provide an urgent update for those of you with more than one passport. 

Plus, is half of Royal Mail really stool and urine samples? We investigate. Because let's face it, nobody else is going to.

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