What a week for stupidity! Sophie, Manuel, and Jasmine all arrive in the U.S. and dramedy ensues. Manuel arrives with just a backpack and immediately has to get along with Rico M*therf*ckin Suave, he and Ashley argue about the definition of a 'bruja'; We meet Justigor in Moldova where he's doing some interesting calisthenics, Nikki gets ready for her trip; Rob proposes 'Disney princess style' and thinks he did a really really really good job, while Sophie is worried for her physical safety; and Jasmine sees Gino's townhouse for the first time and finds he's not the only turd around.

0-1:30 Intro

1:30-20:00 Ashley & Manuel, with pets in the bed rant

20:00-29:00 Nikki & Justigor

29:00-43:00 Rob & Sophie, with accents rant

43:00-1:06:00 Gino & Jasmine

1:06:00-end FMK & next time on

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