***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Greta Thimble takes time out of her busy aspersion-casting schedule to shame International from the window of her plush new office in the Playhouse basement; International relaxes into a creativity bubble-bath and luxuriates in the warmth of imperfection, inspiring jealousy in all those poor souls shivering in the frigid waters of judgement

***STILL NOT ENOUGH? IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Declares that no amount of persuasion from Core Chat will ever succeed in convincing him to release a podcast of him typing on his computer keyboard for an hour, due to his overwhelm at contemplating the certain tsunami of media attention that would undoubtedly ensue; Enacts a dramatically-stunning scene where he doses his morning fizzy beverage with mysterious virility drops, and it turns into a ghoulish daymare when he’s forced to call 9-1-1 because his testicles won’t stop growing

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***