*sings* Zach Morris is traaaaash! 

But we don't care about Zach Morris tonight. Tonight, Screech gets all of the attention. Tune in this week to hear about the late Dustin Diamond, child star turned porn star. WUT! You read that right. He dedicated 13 years of his life to Screech, and seemed to be a little lost when it was over. Porn is just the tip of the iceberg.

Madison gives us the rest of the dirty deets about Dustin's devastating decline! Try saying that five times fast. 

Tune in Sunday (fo real this time) if you what to learn what it takes to escape from prison: AKA prison breaks!