***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Mike the Mic declares his new life’s pursuit of becoming a psycho-anal-ist - the cutting-edge science of managing mental health through combining traditional psychoanaysis with lurid anal sex; Mike the Mic has a total mic-melt when Dr. Hosenscheisser bestows deep praise on International, and the rudely insouciant podcast host responds with a bellowing belch

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Refuses to confirm or deny whether his past sins include debauched delights such as loading up on quaaludes and dancing on the hoods of other people’s cars; Recounts the time when, at age ten, he was defrocked and excommunicated by appalled Catholic nuns after daring to inquire about the genital size of certain revered religious icons

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***