Bellow, bid our father, the sea king, rise from the depths full foul in his glory! Yep, we watched The Lighthouse this week, and what a phenomenal film it is. Join us as we praise Willem Defoe’s idiosyncratic old sea dog, get confused about Robert Pattinson’s uncanny wandering accent(s), and recoil in horror at the sheer volume of excreta flying about.

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