THIS WEEK!! We're going on a boat ride, mateys! This one is chock full, featuring two gripping tales from the high sea--one about the theoretical consumption of Mermaids, and the other how One Eye'd Willy from Goonies came to be. Also, a bonus tribute to Home Alone that TOTALLY isn't a tribute to Home Alone, and is about robots instead of a disappearing family.

Prepare to have your upper deck swabbed, ya land lubbers! Arrrrr!