***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Becky the Marketing Bitch takes a brief break from deep-throating hot dogs to make it painfully apparent that this podcast is distinctly lacking in decent, upstanding female characters; International recounts the incredibly magical manifestation and transformation of his exemplary spiritual student, lovingly known as Turd Toes

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Admonishes those who are a-woke at the wheel, and points out the very painful reality that their super-silly supercilious behavior keeps them from experiencing the magic of the New World; Blows Slave Wife’s anonymity in LSDA (Lysergic Acid Diethylamide Anonymous) by telling stories of her younger, pre-spiritual-warrior days when she routinely “tripped her little brains out” on California window pane

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***