BLOODY EPISODE 92

‘TRAILER PARK’

‘Paatal Lok’ - Kicking off Trailer Park this week we find an Amazon Original, Hindi spoken television series! The series follows the story of a police officer given the case of a lifetime: to track down and capture four would be assassins, accused of plotting to murder a high ranking journalist. The group of four are said to be from the ‘Paatal Lok’ which is essentially ‘hell’ or ‘the land of the insects’. Let me explain, the world is supposedly segregated into three ‘realms’, the heavens where the rich and powerful preside, earth where regular joe blows live and finally, Pataal Lok, HELLLLL. With the officer in charge discovering more and more and falling into a twisted, personal mess, can he apprehend the suspects before they carry out their plot? Or will these demons from Hell carrying out their master plan?! Slashing into theaters like a knife across a hobos face, NOW! Premiered on Amazon Prime this past Monday! 

‘Blood & Water’ - Oh what’s that?! Just one international television premiere wasn’t enough for you?! Alright ya greedy bastards, here comes another with ‘Blood and Water’! I’m this South African series we follow a teenage girl named Puleng who after transferring to a new high school, has to deal with all of the typical teenage dramas faced with a new student. On top of that though, she discovers that she may not be who she thinks she is when a near identical student confronts her. Was she abducted as a child? Was she adopted? What is her family hiding? Who are the ‘Royals’ and why are they so god damn popular and pretty?! So many questions, not enough time! Well, I’m sure six episodes is enough! Dropping onto Netflix like a baby being dropped at the fire station, Wednesday just gone! Yup, this one is ready and waiting for you too! 

‘Unhinged’ - Everybody has had a little road rage before right? We’ve all beeped at a slow moving car in front yeah? Or said ‘come on!’ To someone not moving at the lights yeah? And we’ve all been chased down and murdered for using our horn yeah? No?! Well Fat Russell Crowe knows what I’m talking about! The academy award winner stars opposite Caren Pistorius and Jimmie Simpson as ‘The Man’, a road rage and life ruining extraordinaire! After a woman beeps at his truck for not moving in heavy traffic, he wants an apology which he does not get. This leads to a series of events of which no one would expect! From following her home, breaking and entering, burning a house down, running down a civilian at a petrol station and turning a couple of cops into literal pancakes, the madness will never end… unless she apologizes? Flipping into theaters, yes, THEATERS, like a very outdated flip phone, July 1st! 

‘Fast and Fierce: Death Race’ (aka ‘In the Drift’)- Okay, Okay, Okay… there's ‘B-Movie’ rip offs and then there’s this… if it’s not the name being almost identical, or the near identical font used in the trailer, or it’s the scantily clad women waving flags, or it’s the gun play, or it’s the cartel, or it’s the- Jesus, do I really have to keep going?! But hey, maybe the story is original, let me explain. There’s a man who is in debt with some bad people. But he has a chance to pay them off by competing in the highly illegal and underground ‘Death Race’! If he wins the $5 million prize, his debt is paid! Only problem is the race is in Viva La Mexico and the cartel is there and the race is dangerous and tough… and dirty… and… sexy…… and…. fuck. I lost interest before I started…. but hey! DMX is the main star! So that’s, something! Rolling onto on demand or DVD or some shit like Paul Walker in his grave, who the hell knows?! 

‘Anderson Falls’ (aka ‘Darkness Falls’) - Detective Jeff Anderson is a man at his wits end. After the apparent suicide of his wife, he becomes convinced that she was murdered. Despite no one believing him in the police force or his personal life, he uncovers a pair of men who appear to be serial killers and are incredibly smart a