THIS WEEK!! On it's face, this may not really seem like a sacrilegious episode, but, you know, things--like religion--aren't always what they seem. Sure, there's a story of a man panda. And also some tales of a samurai. But, if you listen harder (listen hard, listener, *rock* hard), you will be astonished at the insight, pertinence, permanence, and divination of the storytelling our man Rodney spills forth. It just may rock your world. Rock hard.

ROCK. HARD. WE ARE ROCK HARD. LIKE JE-

*static*