Welcome back to Boujee Bravo Bitches, where we talk all that Bravo tea from basic to Boujee. In Bravo news this week, everyone is announcing podcasts, Love Hotel is coming in April, and Vanderpump Villa returns with Stassi and MomTok. On Southern Charm, Ryan comes for JT over what he heard at the barber. On RHOA, Porsha calls out Drew for wanting to film with the father of her child. At the Married to Medicine finale, Quad, King, and the Kimes have to coordinate their arrival to the departure of the Luncefords. On Below Deck Down Under, Wihan is spending his day writing love notes instead of being Bosun. The Housewives of Beverly Hills enjoy a boat ride from hell in St. Lucia and Sutton can’t take the heat. On Wild Things, Denise wants a cooking show but can’t actually cook. The Summer House gang is having a pirate party as Craig and Kyle get ready to address their beverage blues with each other.