"How can 2017 make it up to us?"

Wellllllllllllllll...

America, ya done goofed. Big time. But don't worry, Wild Speculation is here to make you feel better about the darkness that awaits us. This week, Brandon and Henry try to make sense of this brave new world and look to the future. How can 2017 make us feel better? Will it involve Chris Christie falling into a pie, Jared Leto disappearing and David Bowie coming back to life? Yes, yes it will. 

Things are looking up, friends! Good things are right around the corner! *sobs quietly*