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I’m alive, but I’m barely breathing now because I didn’t do my research on ambulance protocol. Saint Louis is just a quick walk from Jerusalem. Communist zombies. Combies. The combie apocalypse. Tear off my penis and swallow it. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
By Story of the Year5
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I’m alive, but I’m barely breathing now because I didn’t do my research on ambulance protocol. Saint Louis is just a quick walk from Jerusalem. Communist zombies. Combies. The combie apocalypse. Tear off my penis and swallow it. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.