Video game movies are all bad, but bless their hearts if they don't keep trying anyway.

It's like the old saying goes, "If at first you don't succeed, keep watering it down until it's a featureless beige sludge, then eventually you'll make money!"

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:07:55 – Roar Uthaug - Tomb Raider (2018)

0:33:25 – Simon McQuoid - Mortal Kombat (2021)

0:57:45 – Aaron Horvath, Michael Jelenic, Pierre Leduc - The Super Mario Bros Movie (2023)

1:20:00 – Decision Time! (Spoilers)