Welp.  We’re back.  Just Jen and Greg, and…to bring this endeavor full circle to some of the very first recordings from almost precisely two years ago…Kate, the Springer Spaniel with reflection obsession disorder, and Tilly, the Basset Hound with ass balls and a neck-gina.

We begin with cholesterol.  Currently I sit at my office computer as a quartet of thirteen-year-old girls eat McDonalds….hearts and arteries laughing in the presence of trans-fats, sugars, processed flour, and all manner of disease-causing carbs.  But I’m 42, and there’s a family history of high cholesterol…so I need to say bye-bye to butter, bacon, cheese, salami, sausage, and all of the very delicious things in this world.

Speaking of sausage, we move on to “sausage legs” and other urban dictionary worthy terms.  “Dog in the Bathtub” anyone?  No?  No.

And we finish with the PPAP song.  You don’t know it?  Oh boy, get ready for the most insistent and annoying ear worm since…I dunno…Gangham Style?  We Built This City?  And we start things off with my boy, dropping Sikh beats, Daler Mehndi with, “Tanuk Tanuk Tun.”

We present to you, “Sausage Legs and Apple Pens. (SLAP).”