***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Dr Hosenscheisser gets drunk on honeydew schnapps, courtesy of the Duo of Death, and scheisses his hosen upon confronting the profound genius inherent in all human beings; International enacts a touching family scene in which a doting mother informs her 10-year-old son that he was a mistake by graphically detailing his useless father’s inability to pull out before ejaculating; International serenades Core Chat with a medley of Streisand classics that in the end tragically exposes Bab’s flawed strategy for winning back lost love by guilt-tripping ex-lovers that they don’t bring her a certain red-colored flower anymore

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Attempts to put the podcast in a neat, little box that makes it oh-so-clear for anybody to understand precisely what the show is about; Fails miserably at attempting to put the podcast in a neat, little box that makes it oh-so-clear for anybody to understand precisely what the show is about; Decides to do whatever the fuck he wants and rejects the notion of putting the podcast in a dumb, little box that sucks the life out of creativity and entirely misses the potent value of what he’s actually doing (pfew, what a relief!)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***