Fact Up! co-hosts Ian T Day, Chris Gal and Shaun Lowthian are taking a festive break this week, but here's a traditional Christmas message from our sponsor and de facto monarch, the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Jesus Christ himself, John Corrigan of Corrigan Motors (your one-stop shop for the best cut-and-shut motors in London, down on Lewisham High Street).