Welcome back to Boujee Bravo Bitches, where we talk all that Bravo tea from basic to Boujee. In Bravo news this week, Mia is leaving RHOP, The Valley is getting a reunion, Love Hotel premieres on Sunday, and trailers for Below Deck and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives dropped. On RHOA, the ladies head to Nashville for Porsha’s birthday trip, and Drew plans to show up uninvited. On Below Deck Down Under, Nic comes clean to Captain about having a shot with the guests, and the tension between Lara and Tzarina ramp up. In The Valley, Jax hits what should be rock bottom as he leaves for a treatment facility.