It’s almost 1 p.m. on a Saturday, I’m alone, all in the world is exceptionally well, and I’m drunk.

Here you will continue with our First Annual Natrona Heights Drunkin Punkin Festival.

Here we drink Southern Tier Pumking (8.6% abv, amber, depth and complexity like whoa) and Dogfishead Punkin Ale (7.0% abv, brown, depth and complexity like okay-fine).

Here Greg will teach you about music.  (Please note: If you are a musician and listening to this, your head might implode or explode given the confidence with which Greg “teaches” Jen about various aspects of music theory and performance.  Gregory Del Duca is to music what Donald Trump is to…just about anything…but certainly geo-politics.)

Here Tilly (…the Basset Hound with righteous ass-balls and a cavernous neck-gina…) will interrupt in the most amusing and endearing manner.

Here we ask, “How do you say the word YOLK?” (With or without a distinct “L” involved?”  And for that matter, how about FOLK?)

Here we play the following tunes:

“Nasty Boys” by Janet Jackson
“The Great Pumpkin Waltz” by Vince Guaraldi Trio
“In the Heights (Opening)” by the cast/band of In the Heights
“La Grange” by ZZ Top

Here we present, “Drunkin Punkin (Part 2),” enjoy!