***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Mike the Mic threatens to unleash a fiery torrent of reproach on International then realizes he and Slave Wife both need to extinguish their scorching blame-throwers and let International heal from the 3rd degree burns to his crispy ego; International delivers a Divinely-guided message of hope for humanity, despite the ever-encroaching nefarious tentacles of technology and tyranny

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Fondly recollects finding a moment’s respite by suckling upon Katherine Ross’ voluptuous robot knockers he salvaged from The Stepford Wives prop master; Re-enacts the infamous casting session in which porn legend Dick Smith becomes destined for superstardom by securing the role of Hot Plumber #1 in the now-classic Beat the Meat 3

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***