Kyle and Karen reminisce on past Mother’s Days and how they celebrated: sometimes alone, sometimes with family. Karen reads a ridiculous gift article advising readers to get mom a vacuum or a bidet. They chat about what being a mom means, and they decide to stop judging themselves. Then they ruthlessly judge a mom who spent $75,000 on her child’s birthday party. They discuss requests for trigger warnings at colleges and how to try and raise stronger, more resilient kids. Kyle ends on a story about a divorced woman wanting a refund on wedding pictures.