A dad plays favorites by taking his son places, but not his daughters. OP blames her sister in law for not taking care of her brother as if he were a child. A high school senior wants to go to prom, but her boyfriend/ "cousin" has been banned for fighting. OP comes up with a creative way to deter questions about her forthcoming reproduction.

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