1% of Americans own 38% of the wealth; 1% of Americans claim to be abducted by aliens; and 1% of Americans are in jail.

13% of Americans live below the poverty line; have never heard of global warming; and are satisfied with how things are going.

27% of Americans believe the U.S. government was involved in 9/11; do not believe a man landed on the moon; and don't vote.

66% of Americans check their phones 160 times a day; fear speaking their minds; and aren’t friends with their neighbors.

90% of Americans are satisfied with their personal life; don’t eat enough fruits & vegetables; and fear economic collapse.

And 100% of Americans expect to get Coronavirus.