***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL...***

Stirs Mr Coffee’s jealousy creamer by fondly remembering a time he toured Los Angeles’ premier crack-copping corner with the much-loved Mr. Crack, a true celebrity among purveyors of the rocks-for-your-socks tradel Constructively criticizes Jesus with an awesome suggestion that a little more specificity from our Lord & Savior might have gone a long way in helping humans understand just exactly how we’re supposed to know these cryptic ‘thems’ by their mysteriously metaphoric ‘fruits’

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Gets mad at the Core Chat ladies for not chatting enough and demands they nut-up instead of shut-up, despite all of them lacking sack; Has trouble seeing the appeal of bio-engineered steaks grown from the genetic code of celebrities, and wonders which of the red-carpet crew would taste the yummiest and which cut would be the choicest (did anybody say Jennifer Aniston Va-jay-jay?)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***