BLOODY EPISODE 98

TRAILER PARK

 ‘Bill and Ted Face the Music’ - Lets kick this trailer park in Excellent style, Dude! Here we have the first teaser trailer for the highly anticipated (????) upcoming 3rd installment of ‘Bill and Ted’! And it’s time for them to ‘Face the Music’! 25 years after the finale of the second film ‘Bogus Journey’, we find out heroes haven’t saved the world with their music yet! Now they must travel forward in time in the time travelling phone booth (good luck finding a phone booth in 2020) and ‘steal’ the song that will save the world from their future selves! Only problem is, in the future, they are in prison and jacked to the fucking gills!!! Slamming into theaters like a radical guitar solo, August 27th! 

‘7500’ - Well well well, what is this sneaking up on us starring Mitchell’s all time favourite man crush?! It’s a new thriller set high in the sky! Starting none other than JGL (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), 7500 tells the gripping story of a plane attempting to be hijacked by terrorists. Stuck hundreds of miles in the air, a pilot is faced with the unimaginable decision of letting the terrorists into the cock pit to command the plane or watch helplessly as they murder innocent passengers right out side the cock pit door. Has a strong claustrophobic vibe to it, almost in the same vein as the film ‘Buried’. Bursting into Amazon like a 747 crashing into a building (too soon?), today!! 

‘Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga’ - What is every little boy and girls dream growing up in Australia? Prolly to get down the pub and sink a few schooies and join Centrelink bruh! Duh! But what about a young boy and girl growing up in remote Iceland? To compete and win the prestigious Eurovision Song Contest!! This new Netflix comedy tells just that breathtaking story through the comedic eyes of Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams as they play Lars Erickssong and Sigrit Ericksdottir better known by their stage name: ‘Fire Saga’! Growing up with only one goal in mind, they have never given up on their dreams despite being middle aged, no support, shunned by their community and having next to no talent. But that will not stop them in their quest for the win! Just make sure you don’t fall in love, otherwise you’ll end up like Seamen from Simon & Garfunkel. Pounding onto Netflix like cute kitty paws with marshmallow gloves, 26th of June. 

‘Relic’ - Aussie Aussie Aussie! Horror Horror Horror! Well holy shit. Isn’t this just what we’ve been asking for?! Here’s hoping as we find a brand new horror thriller from Natalie Erika James (Feature film writing/directing DEBUTT), an Australian setting (not the fucking outback, oh my god!) of heavily wooded forest hosts a creepy old house. There lives a solitary old woman who’s husband passed away long ago. Her daughter and granddaughter head out to find her and possibly put her into a home. But what they stumble upon is something far more sinister.. Could they be facing a paranormal entity trying to erase all living creatures in its path? Or just an old bird who’s noggin is having a case of the ‘silly buggers’? We will find out when it rips onto ‘on demand’ like rotting flesh from an old ladies chest, July 10th! 

‘The Surrogate’ - Just what the doctor ordered! And no I’m not talking about getting your best friend to be the surrogate for your baby because you have infertility issues. I’m talking about the hottest action star on the planet starring in this year's hottest sci-fi action blockbuster! In a futuristic world where people no longer have to leave their home as they connect their body to a Surrogate and send their robotic likeness out into the world to live the life they’ve always wanted. But when surrogates start being murdered and intern killing the controlling human, one man must stop the machine (literally) from destroying the human race! Based on the intense graphic novel by Robert Venditti and Brett Weldele, this trailer is an action packed, no nonsense thri