This week Ethan and John compare beards!  Gillette’s brave take on maleness is explored, as the boys are astounded at how so many Americans now think corportations aren’t just people- they’re your friends! Then- Trump’s INSULT to America by feeding a bunch of burly football players fast food!  It’s not just disgusting, it’s probably TREASON! And, it’s the longest government shutdown in American history, and John Gregory couldn’t be happier! (It’s like every week he just finds more and more reasons to like Trump! Hmm, suspicious.) Pelosi owns Trump, then gets owned herself.  And Ethan updates our #Resistance members on #RussiaGate, as Rudolf Giuliani goes on TV to debunk the collusion narrative, and ends up… confirming the collusion narrative. (The Trump administration is really not sending their best.) Plus- how come there aren’t more left-wing conspiracy theories? Oh wait, John actually has some.  And also, a Boomer Maher-themed #CuckOfTheWeek! And on this week's #ConspiracyFriday, what’s the deal with these billionaire political donors who own pedophile islands???

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