99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns deal with the fallout of their attempt at hiring last time, and grapple with their inability to ever make any charisma-based rolls work. Come for the rolls, stay for the rats!

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns try to navigate hiring help.  In this economy?!  No one wants to work anymore?  Or maybe going from intern to tavern owners was too much for these three, and they're just plain bad at it.  Who could say?  You! (Probably)

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns try to reckon with what happened at the soft open by contemplating their place in the economy and how to interact with law enforcement.  When it comes to family, who do you trust to ask for help?

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take the plunge into opening a business, starting with a Soft Open.  The stakes have never been... softer?  Or... Spookier?

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

A quick update about our release schedule

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take some well earned downtime after a long series of deeds and misdeeds. It's time to get ready for the greatest adventure of all -- running a business!  But, like people always say, you can't run a business without killing a few butterflies.

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns keep up a-heistin'. Is it a Dragonheist? Nope! But eggs are pretty cool!  Maybe they make it out this time! Who can say?

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns keep their eyes on the prize, and try to make out with the loot of the century: big egg! Little Wak, a big kitty, and the usual Qualo-and-a-half gotta get in, get out, and avoid getting splatted by (like?) a bug.  Good luck!

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns stumble around in some magical darkness, experiencing new things. Some spells get thrown around, some faces get schlorped.  Things are going great.

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.

Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns spend some time in an old-folks home. Strangely, afterward, when they process loss and fear, it has nothing to do with aging. Everyone's just doing their best. 

All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.