***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Mike the Mic tests his mettle as the world’s best (and only) psycho-ANAL-ist by delivering International a dose of dynamic accountabilty with a swift crack of the Playhouse whip (which actually is his mic cord); International re-enacts the decisive moment in history when God’s only-begotten Son was denied lodging by Bethlehem’s only-begotten Italian innkeeper, who sentences the infant Savior to a sleepless night in a manger of donkey turds, only to turn around and miraculously find seven empty rooms, the perfect number to accommodate Tom Cruise and his all-male entourage of nude wrestlers

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL...***

Foolishly goes against his better judgement by using a deadly, untested concoction of effervescent San Pellegrino spiked with fruity-flavored Vitality Drops to satisfy his rabid audience’s insatiable demand for more of the ever-popular, show-stopping bit where he makes sipping his beverage sound like bong rips and then nearly chokes himself to death mid-show in the misguided attempt; Talks a big game to Slave Wife with an unbridled, spontaneous invitation to join him in the bedroom and leave the podcast mic running for a savage session of love-making, then quickly backtracks upon hearing her footsteps approaching in the hallway (he’s all bark and no mic)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***