Ben and Zane were enjoying a cheese tour of northern England when they bit

into a local sample. Something was...off. The cheese was crumbly, but not

in a good way. In fact it felt and tasted like clay! It started moving on

its own, just very very slowly. Rather than touch it further with their

hands, the Cartoncasters set up a Rube-Goldberg-esque contraption to do

away with the dreary dairy. Ah well, at least they still had each other!