99% Sports

In this Episode Kristian and Amir start out by talking about OBJ and how the Vikings deal with too many Js. Then they discuss NFL getting soft by giving back all the fine money for beer celebrations. They mention the referees getting suspended for their heinous acts, and then dive deep into NFL referees and talk way too long about their secondary careers. Then they start talking about week 5 NFL, while getting sidetracked and discussing their own illustrious football careers in Middle School.They discuss some of the big matchups of college football this weekend, including Nebraska trying to stay undefeated. They transition into their name game next, followed by giving updates on the Ameers and Kristian Fulton.(00:00) OBJ for JJ
(05:25) Juice is good, beer is bad
(09:00) Referees suspended
(15:10) What side jobs to refs have?
(23:45) NFL Preview
(25:20) Cowboys vs Bucs
(29:00) Titans vs Texans
(34:25) Kristian’s 7th grade team recap
(35:50) Amir’s 8th grade team recap
(42:10) How many kids does Robert Saleh have?
(45:18) Seahawks vs 49ers
(46:00) Vikings vs Saints
(48:50) College Football
(57:35) Name Game
(01:06:25) Ameer Speed and Ameer Abdullah
(01:09:05) Kristian Fulton
(01:12:30) Someone hates Sean Payton as much as Kristian

In this episode, Amir and Kristian continue to be non-believers about their team, even though they Kristian is undefeated since the start of the Podcast. They discuss the Vikings TD-less win, DVD Lamb’s huge game against the Texans, Eagles sucking, and Kristian’s 2 decade long hatred for Sean Payton.Then they discuss the headlines for Sunday. They talk about the Chiefs being all the way back and how teams STILL haven’t learned to beat Mahomes, Jalon Daniels having a rough day, Jags and Bengals are the same team, and how come Case Keenum didn’t play?Amir updates his stinkies of the week, highlighting FU referees and the Chargers. They then discuss college football, Nebraska’s still undefeated, weekly segment of did NDSU win?, and possible FatheadThey wrap up with introducing Kristian’s hate list.

(00:00) Vikings win again
(07:09) Cowboys win
(14:22) How far is the closest away game?
(18:08) Eagles STINK
(19:45) Broncos vs 49ers
(21:14) Chiefs are mega back
(24:39) Jalon Daniels hadn't studied all the materials
(28:11) Jags and Bengals are the same team
(29:35) How big is Jacksonville?
(31:37) Where was Case Keenum?
(32:29) Stinkies
(33:00) Angry Referees
(38:22) College Football
(40:10) did North Dakota State win?
(41:08) Nebraska is undefeated
(44:37) Kristian's hate list

In this episode, Kristian and Amir celebrate their 10th episode by talking about ANOTHER Vikings QB being successful after leaving Minnesota (Case Keenum). Then they dive into their expert topic, Women, discussing whether pointing and moving forward is illegal. Then they discuss other newsworthy topics, JJ McCarthy trade, Pope writing a letter to the White Sox, KU QB Jaylon Daniels starting in the NFL, and OBJ not working. They give an update on ACLs being torn and babies being born in the NFL. Then they preview the Pats vs Bills (hope the Pats get buried), Chiefs vs Raiders (hope the Raiders stay undefeated), Steelers vs Browns (hope nothing in particular), and Jaguars vs Bengals (hope Kristian had Joe Burrow’s face and Trevor Lawrence’s hair). Then they talk college football, major in state rivalry McNeese State vs LSU, Iowa disrespect vs Ohio State, Miami vs Clemson, and Miss St. vs Bama. Then they play their name game, updating the score from last week’s Nicks vs Lukes and picking this week’s names. They finish by updating Ameer Speed, Ameer Abdullah, and Kristian Fulton.

(00:00) 10th Episode!!!!
(1:45) Case Keenum
(5:58) Let's talk women
(14:00) JJ McCarthy
(18:25) Baseball playoffs
(24:18) Pope's blessings
(26:24) KU QB Jaylon Daniels
(29:28) OBJ cut (He wasn't working)
(32:20) Babies born and ACLs torn
(34:17) Vikings
(35:38) Cowboys
(36:32) Pats vs Bills
(38:38) Chiefs vs Raiders
(40:05) Steelers vs Browns
(41:52) Bengals vs Jaguars
(45:00) College Football
(52:33) Name Game
(01:04:15) Kristian Fulton
(01:07:00) Ameer Speed
(01:09:38) Ameer Abdullah

Amir and Kristian dive into NFL week 3, where Amir talks about his sad sack of a team making questionable game management decisions for the 25th year in a row. Then Kristian talks about his Vikings, reiterating that he DOESN’T believe, that he’s seen this far too many times, and that they need to win like 100 more games to wash away years of Sadness and misery. Amir also breaks down the Packers Bengals game, apologizing for his Aaron Rodgers take, effective 1 WEEK ONLY.Then they discuss the headlines of the week, including a big Washington upset, Browns being above .500, Raiders being undefeated, and the Chargers being a sad team (the fans deserve it because they have good weather).Amir introduces his new segment, stinkies of the week, which he’ll update every Sunday, adding, removing, and giving one week notices for players, coaches, and teams being stinky.Then they talk about College Football. Kristian’s Cornhuskers are 4-0. Iowa defeated Michigan, Texas and Tennessee had too much orange, and Lincoln Riley should be fired soon if they want any chance of making Kristian’s prediction of Riley fired, USC making the playoffs come true.

(00:00) Cowboys are always AVERAGE
(12:55) Vikings are 3-0!!
(20:47) Steelers vs Bengals
(21:12) Aaron Rodgers Apologies for ONE WEEK
(23:00) Packers vs Falcons
(24:37) Washington upset
(25:00) Browns are above .500
(27:04) Raider are 3-0!!
(30:37) Chargers are still bad
(31:59) STINKY of the week
(42:13) College Football
(43:37) Why isn't Nebraska ranked
(44:58) What happened to NDSU
(46:02) Lincoln Riley fired + USC playoffs
(47:59) Texas vs Tennessee

In this episode of 99% Sports, Amir and Kristian dive into why Adam Schefter should be tried for the way he reported the Jaxson Dart news. They DO NOT comment on the Colts’ owner patrolling the sidelines and taking notes because their podcast is too weak to take that much risk right now. They preview a few upcoming games, and Amir doubles down on Aaron Rodgers being stinky. They introduce a 'Hate List' for players and coaches Kristian hates, which is a long and ever expanding list. The conversation shifts to college football, highlighting key matchups and teams to watch, before concluding with a fun name game where they draft players with the same first names. They then update players in the NFL with the names Ameer and Kristian. And they finish off by reading their favorite comment of the week.(00:00) Intro -- Adam Schefter should be tried for Jaxson Dart News(05:59) Am I a bad guy?(10:08) NO COMMENT on Colts' owner(12:59) Previewing Upcoming Games(15:27) Steelers vs Bengals(16:40) Aaron Rodgers stinks(21:27) Broncos vs Rams(22:54) Kristian's Hate List(24:05) Can Aaron Donald retire again?(25:00) Raiders vs Saints(28:42) Chargers vs Bills(32:00) Cleanup(33:02) College Football(35:51) Name Draft Game(47:17) Kristian Fulton(50:15) Ameer Speed(51:40) Ameer Abdullah(52:49) two gay guys talking sports

In this episode of 99% Sports, Amir and Kristian dive into the thrilling Week 2 of the NFL season, discussing key games, and diving deep into their favorite teams’ wins, Cowboys over the Commanders and Vikings over the Bears. They also talk about the headlines of week 2, including major injuries to QBs, everyone and everything that STINKS in NFL as of week 2, including Cooper Rush, Aaron Rodgers, Texans, and Chargers. They also discuss whether we should really be that scared of lightning.Then they talk about College Football, Ole Miss’s big win, Kristian hating Lane Kiffin, NC State’s crazy loss, Nebraska’s undefeated season, and why we’re trying to grow the college game overseas with Kansas and Arizona State.They finish the show with 1 FAQ.(00:00) NFL Week 2: We're Winners

(01:36) Vikings vs. Bears: A Rainy Showdown

(11:45) Cowboys vs Commanders

(14:42) Defensive Coordinators shouldn't wear glasses

(19:20) Jets vs Packers

(24:28) Flacons QBs and Cooper Rush STINKS

(28:06) Aaron Rogers STINKS

(30:28) Why are we scared of lightning?

(36:00) LSU vs Ole Miss

(41:26) Vandy vs NC State (Our heart goes out to NC State QB)

(44:35) Nebraska is still undefeated

(50:25) KU vs ASU in London

(54:50) First (F)AQ -- Just 1 Q

In this episode, Amir and Kristian discuss various topics surrounding the NFL, including the return of the Kansas City Chiefs, reflections on the Dallas Cowboys' performance, and predictions for upcoming games. They also delve into the impact of gambling on sports and the recent joint statement from leagues regarding athlete harassment.Then they play the name draft game, scoring the week before, and looking ahead to this coming week. They finish with updating the audience with players named Amir (Ameer) and Kristian from week 1.(00:00) Introduction

(02:08) The Return of the Kansas City Chiefs

(05:33) Reflections on the Cowboys' Performance

(11:34) Cleanup

(14:48) Previewing Upcoming Games

(15:05) Vikings vs Bears

(19:37) Falcons vs Panthers

(20:44) League's joint statement

(25:29) Chargers vs Raiders

(28:53) Browns vs Bucs

(34:02) Name Draft

43:05 Updates on Amirs (Ameers) and Kristians in NFL

In this episode, Amir and Kristian discuss the thrilling first week of the NFL season, focusing on key games, player performances, and predictions for the season ahead. They delve into the Vikings' comeback victory, Carson Wentz's potential MVP candidacy, and the implications of contract talks for players. The conversation also touches on Damar Hamlin's return to the field, the challenges faced by quarterbacks like Cooper Rush, and the controversies surrounding Deshaun Watson. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various aspects of the NFL, including coaching changes, game predictions, and quarterback performances. They analyze recent game scores, betting odds, and the implications of team dynamics on future performances. The conversation also touches on referee decisions, tiebreakers in standings, and the media's portrayal of players.They also discuss college football, including quarterback performances, playoff predictions, and coaching decisions. They delve into the dynamics of different teams, the implications of ties in games, and the impact of coaching strategies on game outcomes.

(00:00) Introduction to Week One

(02:00) Vikings Comeback

(09:23) Bills vs Texans

(10:20) Stroud should focus only on the contract

(13:00) Should I still feel bad for Damar Hamlin

(15:50) Falcons vs Steelers

(21:36) Deshaun Watson vs OJ

(22:55) Bears vs Panthers 10,000 to 1 odds

(25:50) Cousins vs Kristian

(28:13) Madison Beer vs Taylor Swift

(33:30) If the season ended today

(34:48) By Rule

(41:20) Kristian wants Carson Wentz

(46:05) Saints vs Lions

(48:50) Scott Tolzien

(49:39) Antonio Cromartie vasectomy

(53:28) College Football

(58:55) Would Dan Lanning take his money back from charity?

In this conversation, Amir and Kristian discuss FOOTBALL BEING BACK!!! Predictions, previews, and a new game they are introducing called the Name Draft Game. They also decide to track the careers of Ameers and Kristians for the upcoming season. They also discuss injury predictions, family planning among players, coaching changes, MVP contenders, and the potential for profanity-laden press conferences. The duo also explores fan reactions, stadium flyovers, and ask who will be the first team to send plays in for the league review. The episode concludes with a light-hearted award for the commenter of the week (first ever COW).(00:00) Intro(04:14) Kristian's Vikings vs Packers(09:17) Amir's Cowboys at Giants(14:47) 49ers at Rams(17:17) Name Draft Game(27:17) Team with fewest ACLs(29:42) Most babies born(32:15) 2nd coach fired(33:26) 2nd MVP(34:26) Most Starting QBs(35:53) First vulgar coach(37:58) First petition(40:18) First team to send plays to league office(41:58) First ever COW

In this episode, Amir and Kristian dive into the latest happenings in college football, especially big 10 and Michigan. They also discuss Sam Leavitt’s preparation routines, shortening game times to improve outcomes, if college kickers are good, their first playoff ranking, and more. Then they do their cleanup from the previous episode, including answering the question: Was Arthur Ash a real person? And Kalani Sitake is not Hawaiian. Then they play the game of who would’ve benefited from shorter time, inspired by ASU vs Morgan St. game cutting 4th quarter to 10 min. They then deliver the fake ad, before playing the game “how long has it been”, quizzing each other on various sporting things that might surprise you based on how long they’ve been happening. They wrap up the show by reaching titles of their promo shorts.

(00:00) Michigan and horny officials

(08:10) Kristian hates Lane Kiffin

(11:30) Sam Leavitt's readiness routine

(16:27) Kickers are good

(18:35) Nebraska #1 seed in Playoffs

(23:55) Cleanup

(28:15) Cutting Time Short

(36:40) Fake ad and Show Announcements

(39:43) Matt Rhule Fathead

(41:10) How long has it been?

(60:16) Promo shorts titles

(63:30) Ratings and goodbye