Christmas is coming! Holiday programming is reaching levels of insanity this year, and I'm recapping some of it this week: Annie Live! on NBC, its latest televised musical, which was somehow not a trainwreck; and 12 Dates of Christmas, an unhinged and queer AF dating show on HBO Max about people trying to find a hot fitness instructor to take home to meet their families for the holidays. Also, Hallmark Channel aired 8 movies in 4 days over Thanksgiving weekend, and I watched them all so I could give you an unbiased recommendation for which one is the best to waste your time on!

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