Some time in the 1800s, there was a house, and in it Mrs. Byrne, Séamus, the old master, Captain Legend, and Gus the Goose, with whom Sheila the Maid had an empathetic affinity. Innuendo anybody? A tale of romantic passion, and salacious goings-on in Ballyeggs - in generous, dooble-entendre-laden, saucy Christmas helpings.