Good news, everyone! We're logged onto the internet! But I guess we've been on the internet for a while.

Is Tinder just the "Filthy, Filthy Chat Room" of 2017? Is leading your Tinder profile with announcing you are a cyclops and the last of your species a winning tactic? Is Tinder available on computers?

Also we don't just talk about Tinder, we talk about Futurama too, I guess. This episode is brought to you by Steamy Presidential MP3s.

Ben destroys a shipment of popcorn. Mike is eaten by online advertisements.