The Golden Globes brought us Gwyneth's Goop, Charlize's Lucky Charms, Beanie's Dazzling Navy, A Green Christmas Tree Angel, The Brosnan Boys, Dame Judy's Backside, A New Birthday Tradition (Jo Jo Rabbit Kicks Hitler in the Balls), Not Billy Preston's Tux Train, And Ricky Smacks Hollywood Around. Plus: Tiffany Haddish (TOP SECRET TIDBITS), Ghetto Ice Cream Trucks, JEWISH JOKES, Globes Fashion, Michael's New Pasta Machine, Alison Levin Needs Your Help (LAM), Tessa the Cat, and Jodi Waxman.