Welcome to Vanderpod Rules, Quarantine Edition! Although neither of us particularly enjoyed this episode, we are over-fucking-joyed that Jax and Brittany are finally married and now we can all move on with our lives. Highlights from the wedding include Carter being atrocious while Kristen does a surprisingly good job of holding her ground...sort of, Tom Schwartz giving the wildest Best Man toast in history, Tom Sandoval providing high quality tampons for bridesmaids (ya LOVE to see it!), and a disturbing and infuriating lack of donut-box-fight footage.

Back in LA, the SUR girls continue to be a solid support system for Raquel, Dayna ignores good advice, Danica is very flippant about a DUI, Valissa is the new Logan, and Kali loses the will to live.

Also, Stassi and Beau are very cute, Kali is still very excited about The Sopranos, and we send out a message of love and gratitude to Tony Hale.

 

Strain smoked this episode: Blueberry by Elevation

 

 

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