Halloween is for the amateurs! The real demons don't bother. Maybe that's why we got our most squish-able demon yet. Buffy spends too much time being sad over a dumb boy, Anya keeps laying it on thick and Giles does some light cultural appropriation.

Its always a good game when it starts in the Bronze! Spike is back and so is an undead Harmony. This might be the spiciest episode to date and we get an age appropriate love for Buffy. But he turns out to be a jerk and it's of course Buffy's fault. Harmony is a Spike simp and Angel is going to get a present off screen.

Buffy's got a roommate problem! What are the odds the slayer gets put with a demon that just wants to be part of the college experience?! We get a new bad guy we will never see again, and OZ notices some sneaky military types in the woods that there is no context too. I am sure it won't come up!

New campus! New Library! New Giles Love Interest! No Angel! A baby face Pedro Pascal! So many things to get excited about in our first episode of the college era. Some real cool college kid vamps turn out to be lamer than they first appear, Buffy gets shamed out of a lecture hall and we get our first problematic interaction of the season. Basically all back to normal at UC Sunnydale.

It's time for the season 3 interlude watch along! We are joined by special guests Megan and Hux as we watch the classic Dracula Dead and Loving it! Sorry for the weird lack of background noise removal, not to mention the long periods of just watching the movie, Mel Brooks is just such a genius! See you soon for season 4!

We go over all the high and lows of Season 3 and do our best to remember this show which seems like it was both too fast and too short, maybe it was a good representation of senior year of high school?

Super long ep! It's the finale though so who cares! Buffy doesn't have to deal with any moral dilemmas as long as her hot vamp situationship can still get her off, we see the worst hospital cop ever, Snyder finally gets what's coming to him and of course the squad all graduate! All of that after a way way to long intro section.

We are almost there! A professor dies, the mayor dotes on Faith, Angel contracts a deadly poison and must have a slayer's blood and Buffy finally cuts a corner off her murder chit.

It's Prom night in Sunnydale and we all know what that means! A kid that couldn't get a date trains hellhounds to kill people in formal wear! As predicted their was essentially no talk of the ascension but we did get Wesley going full perv, Joyce being classic, and Anya having to deal with having a real life teenage brain. Sam feels validated though with the full throated acknowledgement that everyone in Sunnydale knows they live on the Hellmouth!

Kayla lost her notes! That's ok because we are just lowering our standards for higher ed on this episode. Faith gets a knife that looks like it came from a western Kansas gas station, the mayor takes a hostage and loses some pages, face huggers get a cross over, and we learn that Wesley is a shithead beyond being pervy to teenage girls. In the end though Willow just wants to stay home and fight evil with her friend and it's honestly really sweet.