It started with a little Disney slander (as it should). We aired our grievances about the live-action remakes—because why are they like that??—and somehow ended up reimagining them as horror films. Think The Little Mermaid, but actually terrifying. Beauty and the Beast, but the beast stays a beast. Join us as we spiral into chaotic storytelling, wild what-ifs, and laugh way too hard at our own creepy concepts.

Grab your mug. It’s storytime… the unhinged edition.