I live most of my life in a chair.

I eat there. I work there.

But I don’t sleep there.

The chair, it suits me,

Except when I want some exercise

Or to take a drive, or a dip in the lagoon

With friends and loved ones near.

Some dig ditches or some hang from poles in the air,

But not for me. For me, you see, 

My life is best spent 

In a chair.