High school can be rough, even in prehistory. Luckily, teenagers can always be counted on to make horrible decisions — even if they're teen puppet dinosaurs! Join Andrew and Chelsea for a crash course in dinosaur sexual and gender relations as they grapple with body dysmorphia, steroid abuse, and Spike's accent.

Show: DINOSAURS \\ "Steroids To Heaven," Season 3, Episode 15

Air Date: February 12, 1993

Find it: on Hulu

Snack: Ruffles Mozzarella 'N Marinara Flavored Potato Chips

Further Reading:

• The Taylor Hooten Foundation
• 15 Things You Gotta Love About Dinosaurs | Mental Floss
• Deadly Cost of a Killer Bod | Chicago Tribune
• National survey finds sharp increase in use of synthetic human growth hormones by teens | US News
• "American Girls: Social Media and the Secret Lives of Teenagers" by Nancy Jo Sales
• "Bigger, Stronger, Faster" documentary
• I'm The Baby, Gotta Love Me (Music Video) | YouTube