12.25.2017 - By Playboy
I am by no means a sexy man. On dating apps, I dub my appearance “aggressively average.” That doesn’t mean I don’t put my best foot foward. For example, I have a remarkably weak chin, so I hide it beneath an obnoxious beard. My body is soft and dad-like, so I’ve covered it with tattoos. To hide my receding hairline, I wear a baseball cap almost everywhere.