Spoilers for A Court of Frost and Starlight and general vibes of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J Maas.

Megan was feeling some Spring Court like allergies but HAD to talk with Samantha about her epiphany about Feyre and Rhysand's fates... and if she's right then she is not happy and has some serious demands for the future books as retribution.

In possibly the biggest surprise yet, Megan, ever the hater, genuinely loves this book and has a lot she wants to talk about. We wonder what was in the box, what Ameren did to deserve even more jewels immediately, what the merry band of misfits are up to, and are totally over the pity parties. Samantha tells us that we need to humble up, and that we are going to need to get comfortable getting uncomfortable before diving into A Court of Silver Flames.

Alternate titles for this ep: The bone carver F$%&*# me up, I'm not even ashamed anymore, The damn weavers of this universe

Obviously this episode also contains references to Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Star Wars Christmas Special, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Seven, and Marcy's Playground

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