Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our first ever visit to r/retcon, a fungible Canadian crab crime, one lion's journey to the heart of Italy, and a viral Dutch food sensation that is not for eating.

EPISODE 321: A Crab Bribe Rashomon

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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: $540,000 of lost potential ostrich meat, a bus driver punished for being too Italian, the vagaries of tooth disposal, and the lucrative career of Mr Never Scores.
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EPISODE 346: Accidentally Bone Collector

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BONUS PREVIEW: Grabanzio Top Golf Porn Star Martini

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The toilet purchaser's dilemma, fumbling a skill check to impress women, the end of the good times at Barefoot Lake, one man's war on Perth airport, and staying safe by not helping old ladies.
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EPISODE 345: Drift Stance JDM Toilet (No Bidet)

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EPISODE 344: Bottom Of The Ninth Crab Bake For Everyone

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EPISODE 321: A Crab Bribe Rashomon

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