In which our heroes are given a choice, find themselves without the necessary faculties to make a decision, and attempt to hire a third party to guide them as Jackson pitches a Decision Maker. We discuss the various grades of decision, euthanising nan, and give a historical perspective on the decision making profession. Jackson thinks a decision maker is a 24/7 deal, Dad doesn't want the decision maker to get into trouble, and Ryder just wants to bring god into it. So call up, pay a hefty $5.50 a minute, and get your decisions made for you, either way it's just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can can help Jon Baly sign a record deal.

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