A 15 minute news podcast full of bizarre news...like the raccoon that got into a Virginia liquor store overnight, smashed up an aisles worth of bottles, got smashed off apparently drinking, and workers found it the next morning knocked out drunk next to a restroom toilet...there's also the guy in Florida who's accused of taking a Cybertruck on a test drive that turned into two days, and the dealer found it parked at the man's house after he was recorded on the truck's cameras destroying parts of the vehicle with a hammer...and cops in New Zealand have been waiting for a man to poop out a rare, expensive piece of jewelry they suspect he stole. Plus... parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.