A fk martin Lawrence who is that who is a nobody… that boy Javon Rhodes lit af. I love him and all the kids and pray for all their daddies. Thank you javon for giving me our baby. I appreciate you. Your job is done. You did the magic trick. Abrahhh kadabrahh Damn boom a baby. Thank you. I got it from here. Everything else that you do is just for you to get some head. Cuss I appreciated you just sticking around to see me live. I’m available to only you when you need it. That’s the least I can do for you believing in my worth to try to save my life. Yup. That’s right buddy you gone be “””getting getting getting getting getting some head dis da kinda girl that’s gonna make ya head BUST THRICE” anyways back to what I was saying in the beginning… blah blah blah when my baby Jae see martin and bron… he gone beat they ass when he see them no BODIES. Fuck peace fuck Dave Chappelle deez nuts y’all got me type:shit King von I don’t like the way that sound in my mouth. Yuck I tried to say it twice in a row and I almost threw up in my mouth I’m listening to Wayne’s story with Jae bae b he over her in his imagination conjuring up some shit that’s gone manifest in the got damn Amazon cuss of him listening to the migos this Avalanche go so hard Jae turnt a little not a lot cuss he kinda hurt on the low cuss he wanna smoke the migos so damn bad that every time he smoke with me he start playing the migos same song type shìt avalanche he keep tryna smoke with them when he smoking with me like I ain’t picked up on this shit in the low …type shìt he forget who I am but it’s cool cuss he a alpha ima alpha too so we bump heads and he fight for me and I run away cuss I said no leave me alone and he fight everybody to get to me he kidnapped me from a barbecue he ran up in the cops yard and dropped his knees I heard him coming I just waited cuss I can’t outrun him so why try and I don’t want to alarm him so why move he coming to get me cuss we made a deal. He said he gone make me squirt but I had to promise I wouldn’t show anybody what he taught me. So then he scared me and I told him I was gone have to get him murdered cuss he can’t upset the kids. And we kinda went back and forth about who can do what kinda sorta type shit. So I didn’t kill him and I prayed on it and he went out and did some fucking and made a baby. After we made a baby he say she say that she got a baby first but she told you later after you found out about ours. Type shit… so I’m like wtf but anyways I think I forgave him but I can’t remember cuss I have amnesia I forget everything unless it’s about a hustle. I only remember the hustling and the kids sometimes I forget the kids but I make up when I remember I leave the house to go make the kids some money and I start hustling but then I get caught up and I start loving the game and I forget that this was a temporary prank. I look up and I been gone 2 weeks and thought it was still the weekend. I couldn’t stop hustling to go back home to the kids I was fucked up. I was getting high and the kids caught me and ratted me out to my mom the kids was snitching on me and my mom got mad at me but she still had my back cuss my mom said “sharnae cheer up snitches get stitches” and she laughed cuss my mom will punish anybody that snitch on me even if I was wrong my mom know that I’ve been thru enough so she can’t understand why the kids can’t take care of me while Im high and I need help like how I help them. Mom told me to tell the grandkids “snitches get stiches” thanks mom you’re the best mom in the world. The kids had it coming grandma gone get you and it’s almost Christmas Granda said that Santa claws climbs up the house from the sewers and climb down your chimney kick in your door climb on your roof and break in your windows eat all your damn food shìt in your toilet steal all the tissue and drink all the liquor. He was Santa claws and he looked like scissorham he had scissors on his hands Santa claws was snatching up kids. Jews

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