EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

- Crisco has a random new obsession

- News Update: More nonsense from the set of "Rust"; Facebook got beat to its new name; Jessica Simpson speaks about her journey to sobriety; You dog tilting its head might mean it's super smart; Will Ferrell turned down $29M for "Elf" sequel; Thanksgiving-flavored ice cream; Couples who meet online more likely to get divorced within a few years

- If brands had brutally honest slogans, what would they be?

- A woman's giant, infected booger turned out to be...something else