Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So much for Bradley being dead I  guess. Not even the power of death can break the incestual, I mean  ancestral bonds between family members. Now that the group has made it  to the door in question, the only thing that remains is to make sure the  door never opens. Father Bierce said in order to seal the door, they  had to draw the elder sign. That’s pretty easy, so what could go wr...oh  where did these shiny urns come from? I mean, I get it, put a sign on  the door and get out, but these are urns! Not to mention they make the  head pain go away when you touch them! Also, they glow when you touch  them, so they must be important. What are these urns? Will the party  manage to avoid the temptation of breaking them? If they fail, how will  they manage to escape the clutches of Cthulu? Do sweet tea and Starcraft  mix? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads  Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge,  r/choosingbeggars and more.